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Welcome to the world Billie

Nov. 19th, 2009 | 09:18 pm

Billie Loraine Mungin was born 8.2 pounds and 20 inches today at 2:46 pm. Heather and I are parents to a beautiful healthy chill ass little girl. Send positive energy to us. Thanks for the support. If you want to visit we are at Kaiser in SF off of Geary and Baker.

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Nov. 11th, 2009 | 11:18 pm

I'm gonna try this twitter thing
as I hop on to the new google wave
so add me on twitter peeps
I'm gonna be bringing that hot shit

dsilence

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If you didn't get our facebook evite or snail mail invite

Sep. 25th, 2009 | 11:15 pm

Our Baby Shower is this Sunday
If you can
come on out

ALRIGHT- We have a new house & a kid on the way & we want to celebrate! But we need your address to send you an official invite. PLEASE send that to me ASAP!!!

But in case you were wondering: here are the details:
Doug & Heather Request Your Presence
In Celebrating the Coming of Their Bundle Of Joy

What: A non-gender specific baby shower
When: September 27, 2009 12pm-9pm
Where: 330 Hamilton Street, San Francisco, Ca

Please: Bring your favorite dish to share (Potluck Style)
Gifts are not required but greatly appreciated

Baby Registry under Heather Jacoby & Douglas Mungin at:
Target
http://www.target.com/registry/baby/2AN2GYBMRV3GZ/guestview

Walmart
https://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registry_id=86161839132

Babywit.com
https://www.babywit.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Session_ID=5e4a9c3a6103551c99a3015b56394ce5&Screen=MYREG



And if the links don't work just go to the websites & search Heather Jacoby. You should be able to find it that way. :)

Or Donate to our diaper fund!
We have a paypal set up but I'm computer illiterate- so if you're interested in donating let Heather/Doug know and we'll hook you up w/ a link.

Love you all! Email/ Message Heather or Doug w/ any questions!

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Team San Francisco is...

May. 11th, 2009 | 08:37 am

Matt Blesse
Leigh Ann
Dedra
Chaz

and the new SF Grand Slam Champ is Denise Jolley

Congrats to all who battled in that epic marathon
and for those who stayed
big props and much love to the lovely Mona Webb

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Daaaaaaamn (c.) Smoky

May. 2nd, 2009 | 09:00 pm

That was brutal
Hatton fought like Rocky in the 1st Clubber Lang fight
I at least thought Floyd Sr. would train him like a black fighter
and have Floyd Jr. have a run at the beach with him
Great Britain got fucked up by Africa and the Philippines
Reparations!!!!!

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Wow

Apr. 9th, 2009 | 04:57 pm

The Mike Tyson documentary is flipping beautiful
the ring entrance cut/montage is amazing
here's a link
http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2009/04/topic/topic/videos/mike-tyson-documentary-full/

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I'm surprised it's taken this long, but...

Mar. 28th, 2009 | 10:00 pm

but "The Game"
is now my new favorite TV show
that shit is gooder than a muthafucka

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Garage Sale

Mar. 22nd, 2009 | 08:48 am

Garage Sale at my house!
Great Deals
Jewelry, Clothes, furniture, games, etc
239 Ortega St,
SF, CA 94122

Til the afternoon
Come and buy something!

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People in the Bay Area I need your help!

Mar. 2nd, 2009 | 07:07 pm

I am looking for a Fire Dancer for the upcoming Tourettes Without Regrets show
one of our features backed out
if you know anyone of fire dancing/breathing abilities
please respond here are at my email
sfpoetryslam1@gmail.com

Thanks,
Management

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What's your favorite "go to" line in an argument?

Feb. 3rd, 2009 | 02:49 am
location: In bed
mood: geeky
music: Gang Starr - JFK 2 LAX

So,
Those that know me
know that I am a very chill, non-confrontational pot head negro
some would say they have never seen me the least bit angry
but those who do "know" me
know that I am competitive
and was a very good varsity level national collegiate debater
so I try to not get in arguments with people
and just play dumb when people are obviously stupid about subjects
because I know I could spread 98% of the population
and I only use my verbose jargon for the "good"
but when I do get in arguments I fall into my "go-to" moves
like:

"no, no, no. Let's look at the facts. Let's look at the facts"
saying the last sentence in the most indignant way possible
followed by me just listing random ass shit
with sub points "1, B, 8, IV"
just hella out of order
and no actual facts are ever presented just made up generalizations like a bad slam poem

Example:
"No, no, no. Let's look at the facts. LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS. The U.S government created the magnifying glass to disrupt the African American financial independence movement of 1949. Sub point 7. That's why we're living most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise. Which leads me to article C of the Geneva Convention. Prenatal care. Point R. Conjunction junction what is truly our function, brotha? Point Foreword, Cornbread. And finally to sum everything up, that's why we must break down the oppressive structure of federal farm subsidies and did you know Kung Fu was in the bible? It was in Jonah Chapter 5, word."

I always end in "word", as if that makes everything ok and makes you feel like you were actually a part of the conversation. It also brings a hip hop flavor that I think makes me look like a true proletariat.

but I think my favorite line is:
"You know, I think it's funny that insert a random ass rant that is neither humorous or funny and most of the time just sounds like a drunk old black man getting his ass kicked in a game of bid whist"
followed by an awkward ass reaction from everyone in the room
and my rant would have nothing to do with the current conversation
Example A:

Person A: "I love taco's"
D: "You know, I find it funny that white people think they know African American culture when they have no idea the daily lives of African Americans. I hate Whitey and hope they all die. Fucking incestuous assholes who were the last group of humans to evolve. Raping their sisters in caves. They are the most violent beasts in this world and I wish I believed in a God. Not the white bearded "God" (notice the air quotes/ bunny ears when actually saying this word). So that God would remove this tarnished race from existence."
Person A: "So family, this is my boyfriend Doug. Doug, say hi to my niece Becky Sue."

And the best part is that I think I said some deep ass shit, like I was Saul Williams in prison and my poetry stopped 5 grown ass Kimbo Slice niggas from raping me due to me talking about some space rocks and a Moonwalking Alfonso Riberio Jesus at a jook joint and got them to cry and turn their lives around and spit lyrics from Spanish Flea in a cypher.

So, what's your "go-to" move in a rhetorical battle of wits?

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